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beardhairdontcare:

Your boyfriend eating the pussy:

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Me eating the pussy:

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Posted 4 days ago

"Tsunade-sama, you’re so mean." 

(Source: kakatsu)

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evilsoutherngentleman:

ittakesathief:

thatlowvice:

evilsoutherngentleman:

"Your kindness is sincerely appreciated but advice is not being accepted at this time," is my new favorite phrase.

Friends, feel free to use this on me. I give advice way too liberally

You might not always use it, but, always take advice. Getting an outside view is refreshing and helps put things in perspective.

Your kindness is sincerely appreciated.

But.

Advice is not being accepted at this time.

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chokesngags:

mydamnchannel:

DO IT FOR THE VINE ELMO!

oooooooooooooooomg I can’t

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.

Me: Based on what?

Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.

Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.

Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.

Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.

Him: And?

Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?

Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.

Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?

(via lamegrownup)

Thissssss^^^^^^^^

(via neon-taco)

Oh, bitch. Read down!

(via missjia)

(Source: thatlupa)

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thewindtalker:

This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.

(Source: vulcan-salute)